A few IMDb review titles (that I saw too late) with my commentary:
+ 2020. The Movie. || definitely sums up the year of covid
+ Insult to General Intelligence || illogical in a bizarre sort of way
+ Nothing Happens. Ever. || seems to drone on forever
+ Appalling Waste of Time || even for a retired person
+ Clooney Cures Insomnia || nothing there to keep you awake
+ A Flaming Pile of Pointless Drivel || just rambled on and on
+ Robinson Clooney || Young Crusoe had more sense that Augustine
+ I like him in ER. That is all. || have never seen ER but I agree
+ I love Clooney...But this...Why? || Why could be the plotline
I really disliked the movie and, on a scale of ten, give it zero stars.
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Dear Bob,
ReplyDeleteI poured my heart, my souls and my life for years into Maliki good this movie, the magnum opus of my career. I expected this epic accomplishment to have a few harsh reviews, but I found solace in the confidence that KCBob would appreciate my tireless efforts.
After reading your review, I am crushed. There’s nothing left to live for. If I take my life, my blood is on your hands. —
Warmly, George Clooney
Get over yourself George. You're not all that. Even so, give me a call and we can chat. Who knows? I might make it a one star rating if you take me to an all you can eat buffet. After the pandemic of course.
DeleteLukewarmly, kcbob