If Vegetables smelled like Bacon


Bacon, The source of all happiness. -Samuel Victor David Evans

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. -Doug Larson

Bacon is so good by itself that to put it in any other food is an admission of failure. You're basically saying, 'I can't make this other food taste good, so I'll throw in bacon.' -Penn Jillette

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon.
-Stephanie Stamm

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  1. vanillaMay 29, 2015 at 12:17:00 PM CDT

    Bacon is okay, perhaps once a week. At breakfast time. How did the pig production industry "sell" the notion that bacon is for everything, anytime, anywhere? Ice cream, anyone? Yes, please. And hold the bacon.

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    1. kc bobMay 29, 2015 at 2:03:00 PM CDT

      Dude Foods has just the thing you are looking for vanilla. ツ
      http://dudefoods.com/the-bacon-weave-ice-cream-sandwich/

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    2. vanillaMay 29, 2015 at 7:13:00 PM CDT

      Thank s for the link, but no thanks. Spouse brought home some "Caramel Twist with Sea Salt." I will still opt for plain vanilla.

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    3. kc bobMay 30, 2015 at 8:12:00 AM CDT

      I get that. I was a plain vanilla kind of guy before I discovered pistachio ice cream.

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  2. Michelle-ozark crafterMay 29, 2015 at 5:53:00 PM CDT

    That is funny!

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    1. kc bobMay 29, 2015 at 6:39:00 PM CDT

      I gotta get me some of that chik fried bacon Michelle!

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  3. AliceMay 30, 2015 at 9:43:00 AM CDT

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaK9bjLy3v4

    Saw this bacon "bit" the other day :)

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