"Humor is just another defense against the universe." -Mel Brooks"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." -Anonymous
"The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself." -Louis C. K.
"I hate life, I hate death and everything in between just doesn't interest me." -Chris Rapier
"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow." -Evan Esar
"All power corrupts, but we need the electricity." -Unknown
"The dead might as well try to speak to the living as the old to the young." -Willa Cather
"The secret of being a bore is to tell everything." -Voltaire
"A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of." -Burt Bacharach
"He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed." -David Frost
"The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity." -Dorothy Parker
"I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters." -Solomon Short
"The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear." -Herbert Agar
"Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true.
Some smaller countries are neutral." -Robert Orben
"If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane." -Jimmy Buffett
"A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of." -Burt Bacharach The story of my life!!!
ReplyDeleteI can relate Wanda!
DeleteLove the Louis C.K. one:)
ReplyDeleteI like that one too Alice. Louis is a funny guy.
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