A bit of Friday the 13th humor with thanks to the late Rodney Dangerfield ...
"When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.""The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest."
"I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap."
"I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie."
"I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people."
"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion.
He said okay, you're ugly too."
"At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he can't."
Funny stuff.
ReplyDeleteHappy 13th!
I especially appreciated the psychiatrist one... :)
ReplyDeleteFunny, lol
ReplyDeleteHaven't heard some of these standards for a long time.
ReplyDeleteThey are funny even today.
Hope your days and health are looking up, Bob.
That last one applies to me. I wish I had a little more of the idealism I had when I was young along with some of the understanding of the depth of injustice I've grown to have as I've grown older.
ReplyDeleteI think that we can all relate to that Joe! The wisdom of age often comes at the expense of our idealism.
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