Happy 90th Andy

In honor of his 90th birthday today I give you a few things that Andy Rooney has said:

I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.

Death is a distant rumor to the young.

Elephants and grandchildren never forget.

Nothing in fine print is ever good news.

If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.

All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law.

Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.