Unfiltered at Work

Things You’d Love to Say at Work But Can’t

1. I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter.
   
   
2. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet its hard to pronounce.
   
   
3. I’ll pencil that in for never. Does never work for you?
   
   
4. I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
   
   
5. Its sounds like English, but I can’t understand a word you’re saying.
   
   
6. Ahhh ... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
   
   
7. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
   
   
8. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don’t give a rip.
   
   
9. I will always cherish the positive initial misconceptions I had about you.
   
   
10. The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you are an artist. 
    
    
11. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
    
    
12. I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant.
    
    
13. Do I look like a “people person”?
    
    
14. This isn’t an office. It’s Hell with fluorescent lighting.
    
    
15. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
    
    
16. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
    
    
17. I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
    
    
18. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
    
    
19. Nice cologne. Must you marinate in it?
    
    
20. Chaos, panic, and disorder—my work here is done.

What would you like to say, if only you could?

HT: Michael Hyatt