Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

 

I added a new widget on my sidebar today from the Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy site. Here are a few deep thoughts for your amusement:

"If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go, because, man, they're gone."

"The first thing was, I learned to forgive myself. Then I told myself, 'Go ahead, do whatever you want, it's ok by me.'"

"I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway."

"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man."

"As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way."

"I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then, Yahoo!, I'd have all my money back."

"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."