Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Great Satan, called him a war monger. Basically, the same thing you heard at last night's Democratic debate.I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that'?
Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good. Maybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder.
If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
Politics is just show business for ugly people.
The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.
You're not famous until my mother has heard of you.
I especially loved the first one.
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