God is still on the throne! => I really don't know what to say!
Praise the Lord! => I am uncomfortable with awkward silence!
I'll pray about it! => Go away!
Let's pray! => I am uncomfortable discussing this subject!
God loves you and so do I! => I watch Hour of Power!
What would Jesus do? => I don't know what to do.
The Lord told me! => I am afraid to say what I really think!
God has no grandchildren! => I want my kids to know Him!
In Jesus name! => Amen!
Feel free to add to the list - including the translation J
Hilarious! Did you make those up? I can't wait to try out a few (with the translation muttered under the breath right after) just for religious laughs.
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Bless her heart! => I don't like her!
OOOO...I love these!
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Great to see ya', bro => I can't remember your name
I'm so convicted => Regarding this issue, BACK OFF!!!
How're you doing with the Lord => let's talk about you and not me
Have you sought advice => I disagree with that entirely
(preacher, from pulpit) Our full-time folks really deserve our appreciation => I could really go for a homemade pie right now
The Scriptures are kinda gray on that => I don't want to admit what the Bible says
Who do you think is going to win the election => Let's not talk spiritual right now because I need to repent of some things first
Beautiful : )
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