It's deja-vu all over again.
If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be.
Never answer an anonymous letter.
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
You better cut the pizza in four pieces. I'm not hungry enough to eat eight.
You can observe a lot just by watching.
You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.
If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
I really didn't say everything I said.
Yogi Berra Quotes
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Part of me thinks Yogi is a prophet; I used to keep a big file of his quotes and one-liners with all of the other material I used to write speeches for one of my former bosses, and sometimes I would just pull them out, read through them, and bust a gut.
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