For Husbands on Mother's Day

Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg,
depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.

Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so
busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.

Too many couples marry for better,
or for worse, but not for good.

When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the
trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like
a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.

On Mother's Day, the wise husband always forgets
the past - but never the present.