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Shotgun Wedding Store



"Your one-stop shop
for shotgun weddings."
-Matt-

9 comments:

  1. New, "down-home", business model has Walmart strategy experts stumped.

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  2. I had to look twice I thought it was round these parts. What’s the big deal? Is that funny? I was able to buy my dress and bait at the same time. Daddy got his gun cleaned while I tried dresses on. Ya'll come!

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  3. "Your one-stop shop for shotgun weddings."

    - Matt

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  4. 1) (Please wipe yer feet before enterin')

    2) Woo hoo! While yer here, check out Skeeter Bob's Moonshine Mansion and Choclateria. Located just to the left of the Soggy-Bottom Trailer Park.

    3) Spittoons conveniently located throughout the store: please spit wisely.

    4) If yer marriage gits in trouble, don't blame it on the Hussey's!

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  5. Dugalug,

    If yer marriage gits in trouble, don't blame it on the Hussey's!

    Love it!

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  6. Yep - dugalug's #4 gets my vote, too! Hahahaha...

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