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"Can you hear Me now?"

"Can you hear Me now?" -- Therese Z
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12 comments:

  1. MissyJanuary 22, 2007 at 9:23:00 AM CST

    "Can you hear me now?"

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 22, 2007 at 9:53:00 AM CST

    1.) By placing a broadcast call to all the congregants' cell phones, Pastor Bob was quickly able to discern who obeyed the "please turn off all cell phones" plea, and who did not.

    2.) CPUA (Cell Phone Users Anonymous) holds yet another fruitless meeting at the local Congregationalist Church building.

    3.) Even Pastor Bob could not resist using his new iPhone's greatest features: Call Merging!

    4.) CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW, PEOPLE!!?

    5.) Can someone Text Message me an "AMEN!!! on that one, brothers and sisters!!?

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  3. AnonymousJanuary 22, 2007 at 9:54:00 AM CST

    OOPS!!! Sorry, Missy. If KB likes it, it goes to you. I guess great minds think alike.

    (And so do ours!!)

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  4. Therese ZJanuary 22, 2007 at 7:15:00 PM CST

    Ding ding ding! First one's the winner!

    I vote for "Can you hear me now?"

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  5. Kevin KnoxJanuary 22, 2007 at 10:13:00 PM CST

    Text your vote on today's sermon. If you liked what the scripture had to say, text *5555. If not, text 911, because you are going to be needing help.

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  6. DougALugJanuary 23, 2007 at 10:31:00 AM CST

    1) God's Calling, but sometimes the reception isn't so good in here.

    2) That's 1-800-TOO-BUSY

    3) Keep on the line, the pastor will get through to you shortly.

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  7. AnonymousJanuary 23, 2007 at 2:49:00 PM CST

    Since everyone else was getting game updates in the middle of service, Pastor Tom thought: "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em!"

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  8. AnonymousJanuary 23, 2007 at 6:32:00 PM CST

    These are hysterical!!!

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  9. stephanieJanuary 23, 2007 at 11:46:00 PM CST

    "Did God drop my call? What kind of a network is this?"

    "Since the sound sytem went on the blink, Pastor Joe decided to try conference calling."

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  10. Therese ZJanuary 25, 2007 at 1:29:00 PM CST

    You can refine it:

    "Can You hear me now?"

    or

    "Can you hear Me now?"

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  11. Therese ZJanuary 29, 2007 at 5:13:00 PM CST

    Credit goes to Missy! She had the original winning idea. I only changed the capital letter....

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  12. kc bobJanuary 29, 2007 at 5:47:00 PM CST

    The capital M says it all :)

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