1.) By placing a broadcast call to all the congregants' cell phones, Pastor Bob was quickly able to discern who obeyed the "please turn off all cell phones" plea, and who did not.
2.) CPUA (Cell Phone Users Anonymous) holds yet another fruitless meeting at the local Congregationalist Church building.
3.) Even Pastor Bob could not resist using his new iPhone's greatest features: Call Merging!
4.) CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW, PEOPLE!!?
5.) Can someone Text Message me an "AMEN!!! on that one, brothers and sisters!!?
"Can you hear me now?"
ReplyDelete1.) By placing a broadcast call to all the congregants' cell phones, Pastor Bob was quickly able to discern who obeyed the "please turn off all cell phones" plea, and who did not.
ReplyDelete2.) CPUA (Cell Phone Users Anonymous) holds yet another fruitless meeting at the local Congregationalist Church building.
3.) Even Pastor Bob could not resist using his new iPhone's greatest features: Call Merging!
4.) CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW, PEOPLE!!?
5.) Can someone Text Message me an "AMEN!!! on that one, brothers and sisters!!?
OOPS!!! Sorry, Missy. If KB likes it, it goes to you. I guess great minds think alike.
ReplyDelete(And so do ours!!)
Ding ding ding! First one's the winner!
ReplyDeleteI vote for "Can you hear me now?"
Text your vote on today's sermon. If you liked what the scripture had to say, text *5555. If not, text 911, because you are going to be needing help.
ReplyDelete1) God's Calling, but sometimes the reception isn't so good in here.
ReplyDelete2) That's 1-800-TOO-BUSY
3) Keep on the line, the pastor will get through to you shortly.
Since everyone else was getting game updates in the middle of service, Pastor Tom thought: "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em!"
ReplyDeleteThese are hysterical!!!
ReplyDelete"Did God drop my call? What kind of a network is this?"
ReplyDelete"Since the sound sytem went on the blink, Pastor Joe decided to try conference calling."
You can refine it:
ReplyDelete"Can You hear me now?"
or
"Can you hear Me now?"
Credit goes to Missy! She had the original winning idea. I only changed the capital letter....
ReplyDeleteThe capital M says it all :)
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