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U-Pick-Ur-Own-Umbrella Reenactment

I couldn't decide so I am declaring a tie:

This way to Bob's "U-Pick-Ur-Own-Umbrella" farm! See actual umbrella bushes! Fun 4 the kidz!" -- ThereseZ

Umbrella of Our Forefathers reenactment. -- Anonymous

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  1. This way to Bob's "U-Pick-Ur-Own-Umbrella" farm! See actual umbrella bushes! Fun 4 the kidz!"

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  2. This is the international sign being proposed by the Snipe Hunters Association: "Caution: Snipers in the area, do not be alarmed by strange umbrella usage!"

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  3. Dude, get off my tail. I'm going as fast as I can.

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  4. Cautionary Man strikes again!

    No risk too small
    no safety record too high
    Able to post signs
    in the blink of an eye

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  5. Umbrella of Our Forefathers reenactment.

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  6. Free country? HA! They tell us how to do everything 'round here.

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  7. 1.) As a practical joke, the Boss told Johnny the NooB to go plant a few Schefflera actinophyllas (aka: Umbrella Trees) in the median strip, and to pay no attention if passers-by laughing unexpectedly in his direction.

    2.) Caught in the act: Man in background steels an umbrella tree seed.

    3.) After one too many Heinekens (see empty bottle on ground) Alfred mistook the "Men at Work" sign for a "Dig to China with Your Umbrella" sign.

    4.) "OK. After this, I need to imitate one more umbrella, and it looks like after that I need to imitate an 8 month pregnant woman."

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  8. Turn up your hearing aid, honey!

    I didn't say I need umbrella instruction. I SAID heed the road construction!

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  9. The male, timid as he may be, marks his teritory so that females might know that he is available. He remains untouched because of the signs posted about his abode.

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