This is the international sign being proposed by the Snipe Hunters Association: "Caution: Snipers in the area, do not be alarmed by strange umbrella usage!"
1.) As a practical joke, the Boss told Johnny the NooB to go plant a few Schefflera actinophyllas (aka: Umbrella Trees) in the median strip, and to pay no attention if passers-by laughing unexpectedly in his direction.
2.) Caught in the act: Man in background steels an umbrella tree seed.
3.) After one too many Heinekens (see empty bottle on ground) Alfred mistook the "Men at Work" sign for a "Dig to China with Your Umbrella" sign.
4.) "OK. After this, I need to imitate one more umbrella, and it looks like after that I need to imitate an 8 month pregnant woman."
The male, timid as he may be, marks his teritory so that females might know that he is available. He remains untouched because of the signs posted about his abode.
This way to Bob's "U-Pick-Ur-Own-Umbrella" farm! See actual umbrella bushes! Fun 4 the kidz!"
ReplyDeleteThis is the international sign being proposed by the Snipe Hunters Association: "Caution: Snipers in the area, do not be alarmed by strange umbrella usage!"
ReplyDeleteDude, get off my tail. I'm going as fast as I can.
ReplyDeleteCautionary Man strikes again!
ReplyDeleteNo risk too small
no safety record too high
Able to post signs
in the blink of an eye
Umbrella of Our Forefathers reenactment.
ReplyDeleteFree country? HA! They tell us how to do everything 'round here.
ReplyDelete1.) As a practical joke, the Boss told Johnny the NooB to go plant a few Schefflera actinophyllas (aka: Umbrella Trees) in the median strip, and to pay no attention if passers-by laughing unexpectedly in his direction.
ReplyDelete2.) Caught in the act: Man in background steels an umbrella tree seed.
3.) After one too many Heinekens (see empty bottle on ground) Alfred mistook the "Men at Work" sign for a "Dig to China with Your Umbrella" sign.
4.) "OK. After this, I need to imitate one more umbrella, and it looks like after that I need to imitate an 8 month pregnant woman."
Turn up your hearing aid, honey!
ReplyDeleteI didn't say I need umbrella instruction. I SAID heed the road construction!
The male, timid as he may be, marks his teritory so that females might know that he is available. He remains untouched because of the signs posted about his abode.
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