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New Speed Limit for Policemen



From Danny Kaye:

Police cruisers raced past as the
Krispy Kreme sign flashes
"HOT NOW"!
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8 comments:

  1. MTRJanuary 2, 2007 at 10:20:00 AM CST

    My Maserati does one-sixty-seven.

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 2, 2007 at 10:39:00 AM CST

    1.) Due to budget cuts, officials were forced to purchase this speed detector from England.

    2.) Signs that John Kerry's "Let's Europeanize America" Initiative is taking effect are seen in the Bay State.

    3.) Police cruisers raced past as the Krispy Kreme sign flashes "HOT NOW"!

    4.) Lawsuit issued due to the confusing phrase "Your Speed." Baffled drivers blow dozens of engines and trasmissions as they desparately try to get their vehicles up to 167.

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  3. AnonymousJanuary 2, 2007 at 1:53:00 PM CST

    Gee Hon I think we might be go'in a bit over. Don't you know.


    Darn Oklahoma toll roads, hurry I've got to go now! (You'd get if you've driven it)

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  4. MissyJanuary 2, 2007 at 3:20:00 PM CST

    Sarge... does this fall under our jurisdiction or should we call the FAA?

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  5. AnonymousJanuary 2, 2007 at 4:29:00 PM CST

    But officer, the sign said "50 Your Speed" and "167 Police"... I should be giving YOU a ticket!

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  6. DougALugJanuary 2, 2007 at 6:48:00 PM CST

    1) Oh wait! I flipped the 'metric' switch.

    2) How many centimeters dialated?

    3) What do you mean you feel a little queezy?


    ...
    Continuation of mtr's: ...I came to Jesus, now I'm in heaven. God's been good to me so far!

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  7. Kevin KnoxJanuary 2, 2007 at 8:21:00 PM CST

    See, I told you the speedometer stopped at 152!

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  8. DougALugJanuary 8, 2007 at 2:31:00 PM CST

    Congrats DK.

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